How About Our Boogers, Lint And Toejam Sandwich

| | Right | June 21, 2008

Customer: “I want to know why you made his sandwich before you finished making mine.”

Worker: “… because yours wasn’t finished heating up yet.”

Customer: “I didn’t want a hot sandwich.”

Worker: “I’m sorry, ma’am. Company rules say we’re required to heat the bacon for a BLT.”

Customer: “I didn’t ASK for bacon!”

Worker: “You ordered a BLT…”

Customer: “I know. I didn’t want bacon!”

Worker: “BLTs have bacon on them, ma’am.”

Customer: “No they don’t!”

Worker: “Perhaps you wanted the BMT instead?”

Customer: “NO! I ASKED FOR A BLT AND THAT’S WHAT I WANT.”

Worker:That has bacon on it.”

Customer: “A BLT DOES NOT COME WITH BACON!”

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  • Susanna Poteete-Marshall

    i do wonder what the customer thought the b stood for? EVERYONE or at least i thought everyone knew a BLT was bacon, lettuce,tomato. Obviously ,thanks to this site its not true.

  • Trillium

    How DARE you put meat on my “Broccoli, Lettuce, Tomato”? I’m vegan, I could’ve DIED!