How About Long Johnson Silver
Books & Reading, Bookstore, Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Rude & Risque, USA | Right
| May 27, 2009
Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, I need that book about the whale and the guy trying to get it.”
Me: “Oh, Moby Dick? It’s right back here.”
Customer: “WHAT?! I don’t want a book about dick! Ew!”
Me: “Um… Moby Dick is about the white whale and Captain Ahab. By Herman Melville. It’s a classic.”
Customer: “Oh. Do you have any copies with a manlier title?”
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