How About Long Johnson Silver

| | Right | May 27, 2009

Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I need that book about the whale and the guy trying to get it.”

Me: “Oh, Moby Dick? It’s right back here.”

Customer: “WHAT?! I don’t want a book about dick! EW!”

Me: “Um…Moby Dick is about the white whale and Captain Ahab. By Herman Melville. It’s a classic.”

Customer: “Oh. Do you have any copies with a manlier title?”

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  • Kida Ferrari

    What’s manlier than a dick? I’m a woman and I don’t have one of those.