Household Products Does Not Equal Household Productivity

| Romantic | August 28, 2013

(I have been working from home today. My wife has just got home from her own work.)

Wife: “So, how was your day?”

Me: *excited* “Great! I had cheese on toast for lunch with a glass of tomato juice!”

Wife: “Okay…?”

Me: “And then I had cheese and tomato flavour burps!”

Wife: “Can you just stay away from me this evening?”

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