Hotel California In Philadelphia

(I am having dinner with my supervisors from the office where I am an intern. The local football team will be going to the Super Bowl this year. I am aware of this, but don’t think about it much as I am not into sports.)

Coworker: *to me* “So, are you an Eagles fan?”

Me: “Well, I haven’t heard a lot of their music, but what I have heard, I like.”

(My coworker stared at me, trying to figure out if I was joking, until I realized what he actually had been asking.)