Hot On The Trail Of Stupidity

(As I’m cleaning the heat chute, my arm accidentally touches the hot bottom ridge causing me to yelp.)

Coworker #1: “Are you okay?”

Me: “Oh, yeah. This thing is just really hot.”

Coworker #1: “Really?”

(Taps it once before resting their fingers on it for a couple seconds.)

Coworker #1: “Ow!”

Coworker #2: “What happened?”

Coworker #1: “This thing is hot!”

Coworker #2: “Really?”

(Also taps it before resting fingers on it.)

Coworker #2: “Ow!”

Me: “…”