Horsing Around With The Possibilities

(My horse is old and I spend a lot of my time with him when I’m not working. My boyfriend often accompanies me because we have semi-conflicting schedules.)

Boyfriend: “You love that d*** horse more than me.”

Me: “So what?”

Boyfriend: “You should love me more! I can do things for you that he can’t!”

Me: “Like what?”

Boyfriend: “Open stuck jar lids, get things off the top shelf or off the top of the fridge, unlock and open the door with an arm-load of groceries. I have thumbs; the possibilities are endless.”