Horsing Around The Innuendo

| Romantic | February 2, 2015

(My boyfriend and I have just gone horseback riding. I am now trying to settle into my seat in the car.)

Me: “It’s weird not… wait. What I was about to say sounds so wrong.”

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: “It’s weird not having something between my legs.”

(We laugh long and hard about this.)

Boyfriend: “Dear, I know how you feel, and at the same time, I don’t know how you feel.”

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