Horned Melon Has Entered The Chat

My friend has a habit of announcing his ‘shower thoughts’ out loud at random moments:

Friend: “When you think about it, banana is a really stupid name.”

Me: “Huh?”

Friend: “Ba-na-na. It sounds like a baby trying to learn to speak.”

Me: “I never really thought about it.”

Friend: *Almost angry.* “Banana is the stupidest name for a fruit!”

Me: “Then you’re gonna be really angry when I tell you about Kumquats…”