Hormones Aren’t The Only Thing Imbalanced

| NY, USA | Friendly | January 15, 2015

(After a long day, I sit down on the subway ride home. A few stops later, a clearly pregnant woman comes in, baby on board t-shirt and all. Trying to be polite, I ask her if she wants to sit down.)

Me: “Miss, would you like to sit down?”

Woman: “WHY, DO YOU THINK I’M PREGNANT?!”

Me: *slightly confused* “No, miss. I just wanted to be polite.”

Woman: “Oh. Well. Okay. Keep your seat.”

(We remained in silence until shortly after the next stop.)

Woman: “YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE S***! I’M CARRYING ANOTHER SOON-TO-BE HUMAN, AND I’LL BE D***** IF YOU DON’T GET UP RIGHT THIS SECOND AND LET ME REST MY TIRED FEET. ”

Me: *slightly confused* “Of course. I’m sorry.”

(I got up and let her sit down. Of course, she got off at the next stop.)

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