Hoping You Can Stretch To Being Suddenly-Employed

, , , , , | Right | May 6, 2020

My husband is trying on clothes, and I’m grabbing different sizes for him while he’s in the fitting room. I’m wearing a very bright cardigan and carrying a very bright orange purse. I’m neatly putting away the things I don’t need because I’ve worked in retail and it’s just courteous.

Customer: “Does this material have much stretch to it?”

Me: “Sorry, I don’t work here.”

Customer: “Oh. Sorry. I hate when that happens.”

Less than five minutes later, just outside the fitting room:

Same Customer: “Miss, you work here, right? Do you have this in another size?”

Me: “Nope. Still don’t work here.”

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