Hopes Of A Resolution Are Plunging

(I am male and my friend is female. She has recently moved into my spare bedroom. One day she comes into the living room with a sheepish and embarrassed look on her face.)

Friend: “I… need a plunger.”

Me: “I actually don’t have one.”

Friend: *shocked* “How can you not have a plunger in your home?”

Me: “I’ve never needed one.”

Friend: “Why not!?”

Me: “Uh… a healthy diet and frugal use of toilet paper?”