Hopefully This Will Blow Over

| Related | May 6, 2013

(I am seven years old. My dad is outside, and my mom is with guests in the living room.)

Dad: “Honey, can you go inside and get the leaf blower? I can’t finish this job without it.”

(I run inside to the living room with my mother and all her guests.)

Me: “Daddy is in the yard for a blow job, and he can’t find his blower!”

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