Hopefully, They Get Reception In Heaven

(My grandfather has recently passed away, so my father sends me to cancel his satellite TV contract.)

Me: “I’m here to cancel this contract. It was my grandfather’s and he passed away.”

Employee: “Don’t you want to keep it?”

Me: “No, he passed away and his home is for sale.”

(I hand him the death certificate.)

Employee: “I can offer you a 50% discount for the next six months if you keep the contract.”

Me: “What part of my grandfather being dead did you not understand?”