Hopefully His Poop Is Invisible Too
Customer: “Just give me ketchup and mustard on the cheeseburger.”
Me: “Okay, ma’am.”
(I start to put the ketchup on the burger.)
Customer: “I didn’t ask for ketchup! I want a free cheeseburger now!”
Me: “Oh, I thought you did…”
Customer: “No, I didn’t. Give me a free cheeseburger.”
(I send the other cheeseburger back.)
Customer: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Getting you a new one?”
Customer: “What? Why?” I’m going to eat that one!”
Me: “Well, we can’t give you a free hamburger if you’re going to eat the new one.”
Customer: “Well, it’s for my baby.”
Me: “Ma’am, your order is for here, and you don’t have a baby with you.”
Customer: “Maybe it’s an invisible baby!”
Me: “…have a great day, ma’am.”
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