Hope You Don’t See Them Later, Alligator
(I work at an alligator reservation and am currently manning the food counter.)
Me: “Hello, what would you like?”
Customer: *about mid 70s* “Do you serve alligator?”
Me: “No, ma’am, we save them, not hunt them for food.”
Customer: “WHAT? WHY THE H*** WOULDN’T YOU?! I suppose I’ll have to catch them myself.”
Next Customer: *taps her on the shoulder and rolls up his sleeve revealing long scar* “I wouldn’t suggest it…”
(Happy to say he got a free meal and got to hold a baby gator!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
