Hope You Don’t See Them Later, Alligator

| Working | January 15, 2015

(I work at an alligator reservation and am currently manning the food counter.)

Me: “Hello, what would you like?”

Customer: *about mid 70s* “Do you serve alligator?”

Me: “No, ma’am, we save them, not hunt them for food.”

Customer: “WHAT? WHY THE H*** WOULDN’T YOU?! I suppose I’ll have to catch them myself.”

Next Customer: *taps her on the shoulder and rolls up his sleeve revealing long scar* “I wouldn’t suggest it…”

(Happy to say he got a free meal and got to hold a baby gator!)

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