Hope To Elope

(My boyfriend sends me a text that he has something he wants to talk to me about when we get home.)

Me: “Hi babe, let me change clothes and I’ll come out so we can talk about whatever you wanted to tell me.”

Boyfriend: “Okay.”

Me: “Is it important?”

Boyfriend: *as he walks right past me in the bedroom* “I was just going to ask you to marry me.” *he continues to walk away*