Hope They’re Just Pulling Your Trunk
Theme Park | Right
| May 9, 2016
(The theme park I am employed at happens to have animals, one of which is a 75 year old elephant, who is incredibly lazy and likes to lay on her side.)
Me: *dispensing hay to the elephant’s feeding area*
Guest: “Ma’am, your hippo is dead.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Guest: “Your HIPPO is DEAD!”
(Deadpan, looks at the elephant she is referring to.)
Me: “You’re dumb.”
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