Hope They’re Just Pulling Your Trunk

| Right | May 9, 2016

(The theme park I am employed at happens to have animals, one of which is a 75 year old elephant, who is incredibly lazy and likes to lay on her side.)

Me: *dispensing hay to the elephant’s feeding area*

Guest: “Ma’am, your hippo is dead.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Guest: “Your HIPPO is DEAD!”

(Deadpan, looks at the elephant she is referring to.)

Me: “You’re dumb.”

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