Hope There Is No Bad Blood Between Them

(My boyfriend and I are chatting on Facebook, and we somehow get onto the subject of ‘I don’t know why you even like me’.)

Me: “Well, why did you choose me, then?”

Boyfriend: “Because we’re the same blood-type. When I get horribly maimed fighting a lion, I can take your blood.”

Me: “…I don’t even know my blood-type!”