Hope That Wasn’t The Self-Destruct Button
(I’m hosting a birthday party for nine year olds at the falconry centre where I work. We’ve just finished doing the health and safety talk.)
Me: “Okay, so any questions before we start?”
Child: “Which way does the thingymajiggy go?”
Me: “Umm… clockwise?”
Child: “Cool.” *continues as normal*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
