Hope She Wasn’t A Bottle-Fed Baby
(I’m standing in the kitchen with my mom.)
Mom: “Do you think this milk is bad?”
Me: “I don’t know. What’s the expiration date?”
Mom: “Oh, we’re past it. It’s probably bad. Here, take a swig. If you get sick, I’ll know not to use it.”
Me: “You know, when I tell people these stories, they think I’m making it up.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.