Hope For Good Parenting Is Doomed

, , , , , | Right | October 31, 2018

(I work in the back room of a thrift store. It is Halloween and we are encouraged to dress up. I’m cheap, so I take some of my older clothes, tear them to pieces, and spray them and my face and arms with fake blood. I go to the washroom in the middle of my shift and encounter a woman and her daughter awaiting a cubicle.)

Mother: *notices me and clutches her daughter tighter*

Me: *a little offended*

Mother: “OH, NO! IT’S A ZOMBIE! SHE’S GOING TO EAT US!”

Daughter: “Mom, it’s just a costume.”

Mother: “NO, SHE’S A ZOMBIE! SHE’S GOING TO EAT US! WE’RE DOOMED!”

Daughter: “Come on, Mom.”

Mother: “DOOOOOOMED!”

 

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