I Hope They Have An Extinguisher; Someone’s About To Get Fired

(On my 19th birthday, I go to get lunch at a restaurant known for its pizza. As I’m in college, I don’t have much money, so this is a rare treat. I ask for a slice of cheese pizza, to go. I get my food, and the bag feels rather heavy, so I look in the bag. There are three slices of olive pizza. I go back through the line, and now, with a bag of the correct weight and in a rush, I go home. When I get there, I realize I was given a slice… with no cheese or sauce! I call the restaurant, and the employee says, verbatim:)

Employee: “Oh, was that you? Yeah, we ran out, and I didn’t want to deal with that. Not like it matters; you’re too fat, anyway.”