Hooked Only On You
(I’m on my way home after taking a day trip with a friend and her family. Her three kids are in the back seat; my kid’s beside me in the middle. All four of them have fallen asleep, and we’ve just reached the outskirts of our town, so I call my husband.)
Husband: “Hello?”
Me: “Hey, lover. We just hit [intersection], so you’ve got about five minutes to clean up the booze and kick out the hookers.”
Husband: “Aw, man! Candy just got here.”
Me: “I don’t know if I’m up for a threesome tonight, love. I mean, unless she’s really hot.”
Husband: *finally losing it* “Are you seriously saying all this in front of the kids?”
Me: “What? They’re asleep.”
Husband: “Still…”
Me: “It’s not like they’d understand yet, anyway.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?