Honesty Isn’t Always The Best Corporate Policy

(This happens as I am coming back from break. I am a young lady, and the coworker I am speaking to is a young man.)

Coworker: “Hey, are you still on the clock?”

Me: “Yeah, I just got back from my break. What’s up?”

Coworker: *holds up a fistful of women’s panties* “Could you put these up for me?”

Me: *laughing* “No! Man up and do it yourself. They told you to do it.”

Coworker: “But… I’m lazy!”