Honesty Is Not Always The Best Policy

| Denton, TX, USA | Romantic | November 1, 2011

(My boyfriend and I are going through some of my keepsakes. I pull out my old college ID card from when I was 18. It’s a pretty awful picture.)

Me: “Oh my god, I hate this picture. I always said I looked like a rat drowned in Vaseline.”

Boyfriend: “Let me look!”

Me: “I bet you wouldn’t have asked me out back then with me looking like that.”

Boyfriend: “No, I would totally have asked you out!”

Me: Aw, really?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah. I would’ve been 17. I had much lower standards back then.”

(He only survived because I knew he was kidding.)

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