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Honesty Is Not Always The Best Policy

Arkansas, Criminal & Illegal, Retail, Stupid, USA | Right | November 25, 2010

Me: “Okay, your total is $123.42.”

Customer: “Did you remember to add my discount?”

Me: “What discount?”

Customer: “My five-finger discount.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “My five-finger discount. My son comes in here all the time and says he gets a five-finger discount.”


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