Honesty In A Modern Age

Me: “Hey, you look like you’re looking for something in particular. What brings you into [store] today?”

Customer: “Yeah, I need to buy a USB port. Where you guys keep them?”

Me: “So, what is it you’re trying to do? Do you just need a USB hub? Are you trying to get more USB ports on your computer?”

Customer: “No, I just need a USB port. My friend’s trying to get some pictures off her computer.”

Me: “Oh, so you need a flash drive?”

Customer: *laughing* “Yeah, I guess it’s been one of those days. I’m sure you’re going to go and tell all your co-workers about this aren’t you? That’s fine, I was an idiot.”