Honesty Among Thieves
(A couple walks in and sets off the alarm. It is store policy to ask if they have just bought anything and suggest they go back to have it desensitized.)
Me: “Hi. Did you happen to just buy something that might have set off the alarm?”
Customer: “No, we just stole a boatload of stuff next door and are coming in here now.”
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