Homeless Is Where The Heart Is, Part 5

Library Patron: *frowning* “I need to talk to you RIGHT NOW! In private.”

Librarian: *leading him to secluded corner* “How can I help you? Are you unhappy about something?”

Library Patron: “That lady right there? She’s homeless, right?”

Librarian: “I believe so.”

Library Patron: “Well, here’s what YOU need to do. Give her this right now.”*hands librarian a $100 bill* “But don’t tell her it was me.”

Librarian: *taken aback* “Thank you…” *to lady* “Someone wanted you to have this, but I don’t know who it was.”