Home Is Where The Stupid Is

, , | Right | March 9, 2018

(I work at my family’s business and we deliver up to 100 miles away in any direction. My brother has answered the phone, and the customer is speaking loud enough I can hear both sides of the conversation.)

Brother: “[Business], how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, how much for a delivery?”

Brother: “Where do you need the delivery to go to?”

Customer: “My house!”

Brother: “…”

Customer: *silence, evidently he thinks this is enough information*

Brother: “I’m going to need to know where your house is, sir.”

Customer: “Oh, you do?”

Brother: “Yes, sir.”

Customer: “Oh.”

(Sadly, this is not the first conversation of this kind.)

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