Home Is Where The Brain Isn’t
(A guest picks up the house phone in the hallway. The call goes directly to the front desk.)
Me: “Front desk, how may I help you?”
Guest: *confused and disappointed* “Oh. The sign said ‘house phone’. I thought it would…um…call my house.”
Me: *seriously dumbfounded*
Guest: “I guess not.” *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
