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It’s a pretty quiet Monday night. Bad weather means there aren’t a lot of customers, so we’re working on tidying up. The manager and I are at the back of the store talking about things that need to get done when the cashier on with us calls out over the radio.

Cashier: “Uh, a woman just came in and asked if we have dildos.”

Manager: *Looks at me, concerned* “I’m sorry, what did she ask for?”

Cashier: “Dildos.”

Manager: “That… That’s what I thought you said.”

Cashier: “Yeah, I said no, and she left.”

Me: *Not over the radio* “Well, we have clay in A-23 if she wanted to make one. Don’t recommend it, though.”

Manager: “Don’t give them any ideas.”