Home-Baked Movie Quotes

(My brother, mom, and I are in the car. My brother is eating a homemade sandwich which happens to have a lot of flour sprinkled on it. We both have watched Mean Girls but my brother does not like it; however, I do.)

Brother: “There’s so much flour on this bread! It’s getting everywhere.”

Mom: “Well, they want the bread to look more artisan.”

Brother: “Ugh! Why is this bread so white?”

Me: “Oh, my god, [Brother], you can’t just ask bread why it’s white!”

Brother: *stops eating and stares at me* “You did NOT.”

Me: “I did.”