Holy S*** Snacks Batman!

(I’m riding in the car with my dad, who is in no way, shape, or form a “nerd.”)

Me: “Ha! Look at that car’s license plate: ‘COWBNGA’! That’s awesome!

Dad: “‘Cowabunga’? What’s that?”

Me: “Don’t you remember? That’s what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles used to say!”

Dad: “Oh, right, didn’t Robin used to say that, too?”

Me: “Er, you mean the sidekick from Batman? No, he didn’t.”

Dad: “Are you sure?”

Me: “Definitely. The 60s one used to say things like, ‘Holy Swiss Cheeses, Batman!’”

Dad: “Oh, right, and he used to say, ‘Holy s***!’ all the time!”

Me: “Um, no. No, Dad, no.”