Holy Hockey Sticks!

| Learning | September 22, 2014

(My homeroom/religion class has a substitute teacher. At our school, classroom TVs come on automatically for morning announcements, but have to be turned off manually in each classroom. Instead, this day, someone changed the channel to a sports channel. The substitute puts up with this through homeroom, but once the bell rings…)

Substitute: “All right, guys. TV off.”

Student #1: “No, it can stay on!”

Substitute: “What?”

Student #2: “Yeah! She just leaves it on until religion class is over!”

Substitute: “What…No, you’re full of it, thank you. TV off.”

Student #3: “We could just turn the volume down!”

Substitute: “TV, off!”

Student #1: “But Jesus loves hockey!”

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