Holy Guacamole

(I make chicken fajitas one night for dinner, with sour cream and guacamole to go with them. The guacamole comes in small tubs, and I have bought one for that night and one for my husband to take to work with leftovers the next day.)

Husband: *while getting seconds* “Are you having more?”

Me: “No, I’m full.”

Husband: “Oh, can’t let this guac go to waste.” *piles more into his fajitas*

Me: “You’d just eat that with a spoon by itself, wouldn’t you?”

Husband: “No. Maybe on a chip, though.”

(The next day, we’re getting ready to work out.)

Husband: “I have to change my answer from yesterday.”

Me: “Huh?”

Husband: “Yes, I would eat guacamole by itself with a spoon.”