Holy Guacamole! Part 4

I’ve been waiting in a very long and slow line, and I’m just paying for my sub. It’s an older woman’s turn to order, and there is still a long line behind her. She apparently didn’t figure out what she wanted to order while waiting in the aforementioned long and slow line, and she is brainstorming to the employee.

Customer: “Well, I don’t want bacon. Hmm. The turkey bacon guacamole is really great, but you’re out of guacamole. That’s what I normally get, you know. It’s very good! Well, I really want flat meat. You know what I mean? Flat meat? Turkey’s a flat meat, right?”

I was so glad I wasn’t behind her!

Related:
Holy Guacamole! Part 3
Holy Guacamole! Part 2
Holy Guacamole!