Holy Flying Hamburgers, Batman!

Client: “Why is the photo grainy? It looks terrible on your flyer.”

Me: “You sent me a zoomed-in photo of the hamburger using the camera on your BlackBerry. They’re three mpx at the most.“

Client: “I’m not sure what mpx is, but if it’s like mph, then the photo wasn’t moving. The burger was on a plate. On a table. Not moving.”