Hole-y Moley!

(I have just gotten out of the shower and am trying to put a muscle tee on in a room with the light off.)

Girlfriend: “What are you trying to do?”

Me: “Trying to put my shirt on.”

Girlfriend: “If you’re so tired you can’t find your shirt, maybe you should go back to sleep.”

Me: “No, I found it. I just can’t figure out which hole to use.” *I realize what I said and immediately follow up* “Don’t say anything.”

Girlfriend: *laughs* “Y’know, usually when you hear that in the bedroom…”