Hold Your Breath

| Romantic | February 10, 2016

(In the middle of the night, my significant other suddenly decides we needed to “get it on.” Now, normally we carefully lock and close the bedroom door since we have kids, but we figure it is the middle of the night and they are asleep. We are getting hot and heavy when a tiny head pops through the doorway and yells:)

Kid: “If you keep breathing like that you will run out of breath and have to go to the hospital!”

(We finished, but only after much laughter, and closing the door.)

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