This Hold Time Is A Joke
(On behalf of the company I work for, I call an office furniture company.)
Me: “Hello, this is [My Name] from [Company]. Can you quote me some prices on drafting tables?”
Receptionist: “One moment while I transfer you to that department…”
On Hold Message: “You have been put on hold. Being on hold is a lot like trout fishing, in that it allows you to do absolutely nothing with a clear conscience. Enjoy!”
(Followed by soft jazz…)