Hog Heil!

(My class has a pet guinea pig. Since Jersey Shore is popular at the time, we affectionately name her Snooki because she is an attention hog. On the anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attacks, our school always honors the fallen.)

Principal: *on loudspeaker* “Let us bow our heads for a moment of silence.”

(Snooki notices that everyone stopped paying attention to her and interrupts the silence by shrieking loudly to try to get our attention, causing quite a few snickers. After class, our teacher always asks us the same question.)

Teacher: “So when you go home, what are you going to tell your parents you learned in class today?”

Student: “That Snooki is a Nazi sympathizer.”