Hitting The Cap Of Stupidity

, , , , | Related | August 20, 2020

My father has the rare talent of being intelligent while also occasionally being as dense as a concrete pole, which has lent itself to a number of frustrating yet amusing situations.

I’m fifteen or sixteen and need him to sign a driving log for me to work towards my driver’s license, which requires an initial by a parent. I’ve filled out the rest of the necessary information, so I hand him the pen and form. He takes the pen and goes to initial the form but no ink comes out. He stares at it for a moment, unsure of why it’s not working.

Me: “You have to take the cap off, Dad.”

The driving log form was initialed. Eventually.

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