Hit The Roof Of Efficient Inefficiency

(My son works for a local roofing company. There are several in our town, one of which (we’ll call it Worthington Roofing), is known for taking much longer to finish jobs than they should.)

Foreman: “Well, guys. We should be able to finish this job by noon, and then I’m afraid you’ll be off until we start that other roof next week.”

Coworker: “Oh, d***. We should at least be able to make this job last for the rest of the day.”

Son: “There’s no way we could drag this out for more than a couple of hours.”

Coworker: “Not even if we ‘Worthington’ it?”