History (Deep) Pans Out
(A Native Canadian customer comes into the store with five small children.)
Customer: “Why do the deluxe and the Hawaiian pizza cost the same? One has more toppings!”
Me: “To be honest, I’m not really sure. That’s just the way the company works, I guess.”
Customer: “Well, can I get a discount for the Hawaiian, then? It has five less toppings!”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but I can’t do that.”
Customer: *long pause* “You’re a cruel person.”
Me: “Come again?”
Customer: “Your people come here, give diseases, kill us all, steal our land, put our children in residential schools, and now this!”
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