Hiss-terical
(I am having a pretty good day, with no bad customers. A middle aged customer comes up to my till.)
Customer: “Mhhhhrmrrm.”
Me: “… Okay. Would you like a bag?”
Customer: “Mhhrrrrmrmr!”
Me: “… Do you have a rewards card?”
Customer: “Mhhrrrrmrmr.”
Me: *concerned* “Will that be credit or cash?”
Customer: “HISSSSSSS!”
(I jump back in surprise, but act as normally as possible for someone who has been spat on and hissed at.)
Me: “Have a nice day!”
Customer: “Mhhhhr!”
Me: *to Boss* “What was that?”
Boss: “Oh, she comes in here a lot. If you say the wrong thing she hisses at you.”
(I transferred off tills very quickly after that!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
