His Window Of Opportunity

(My family often rely on me to look things up for them. My dad’s in the living room browsing the Internet while I’m in another room on the family computer he usually uses.)

Dad: “Hey, when is Windows 10 coming out?”

(I start to open a new tab, then think better of it.)

Me: “You have a computer right in front of you.”

Dad: “…Oh. I hadn’t thought of that.”