His Table Lawsuit Won’t Have A Leg To Stand On

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(My family is out to dinner at a Chinese buffet. My boss texts me from the furniture store where I work. I’m known for getting the problem customers.)

Boss: “You’re not allowed to sell to psychos anymore!”

Me: “But they’re my best business! But, seriously. What happened?”

(My boss proceeds to tell me about a customer that already harassed me three times the day before, as well as the customer service line several times, and tried to prevent our drivers from leaving his home after his delivery. His complaint was that his table was the wrong shade of brown.)

Boss: “He sent me an email complaining that he’s talking to highly educated people about suing us.”

Me: “Ha! His lawyer can call my lawyer! I’ll sue for harassment.”

(I happen to open my fortune cookie at this point and start laughing. I send my boss a picture. The fortune reads ‘A judgment will rule in your favor.’)

Me: “Fortune cookie says we can take him!”

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